Feel free to stop by, and have yourself a grilled good time.

We've got weiners, hamburgers, some tasty BBQ ribs. Don't question why all of it tastes almost like pig meat.

Trust me, all the food is completely fine!

Rules, and guidelines:

1. You must sign a waver that I'm not responsible for injury or death.

2. Don't be belligerent, and get into fights with people, this isn't twitter, this is a wholesome barbecue!

3. STOP SHITTING IN THE CROCkPOT STEVE! I'M TIRED OF REPLACING MY CROCKPOT EVERYDAY!

4. And most of all, Have fun!